It's me Joe Hawley

I'm the hawl that's here for y'all (woah). And when I say "for y'all" I of course mean for your blood. Go back to my Neocities, or my main website.

Why am I seeing this webpage?

You are seeing this page because you typed/visited an invalid link, i.e. /pleasedie or /fucking, or I'm working on a page.